lucillesballs:

"think you can handle my 10 inches?"

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*sticks tip in*

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aumonique:

when you’re in bed with bae and you finish blogging:

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yoncevevo:

somebrain:

yoncevevo:

yoncevevo:

"i’m a math major in college"

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"wanna try out a problem from my textbook?"

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I’m a math major

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punkables:

emoplantblogger:

punkables:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

wow seaweed’s got some haters

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

nintengirl218:

count-drekula:

       !EY 
D O N Genergy

where do i apply

nintengirl218:

count-drekula:

       !
EY 

D O N G
energy

where do i apply

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

we haven’t talked in days but I still think about you when I masturbate
officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks