Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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captain-georgeuniverse:

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

That. Is. Amazing.

donnysvisor:

You know shit is real when you’re a Cody blog dragging Cody…

donnysvisor:

You know shit is real when you’re a Cody blog dragging Cody…

mermecha:

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

when caniners and i meet for the first time tbh

mermecha:

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

when caniners and i meet for the first time tbh

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb